dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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