Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So I just went to clothing optional bar
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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