so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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