Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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