6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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