how can u be prego again
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
PANTIES FOUND
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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