She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Randomize
