The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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