i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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