My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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