Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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