Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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