C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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