why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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