just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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