dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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