don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
birth control should be required to get into college
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
