did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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