my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
two words: eviction party
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
