Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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