You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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