The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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