But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
A bitchslap is in order.
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