Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
