Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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