the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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