Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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