you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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