Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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