I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
