Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
i barfeds in our rink
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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