He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Randomize