that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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