Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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