the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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