kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I would ride that face into the sunset
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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