So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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