We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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