So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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