How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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