I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
