drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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