How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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