what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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