Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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