It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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