Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
she pinky promised me she was 18
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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