therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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