We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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