i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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