god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The feeling are messing with the penis
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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