From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
tell me about the eggs
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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