Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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