Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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