god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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