you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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