How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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