jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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