maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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